What not to do After Smoking Up

There are certain things that you cannot do after smoking up, but then are certain things you should NOT do. Let's say it's for your own sake more than others or to protect you from making a fool out of yourself. Here are some such things - 

Don't Smoke up Before Something Important

While going to a job interview, while going to meet your significant other's parents, etc - agreed that these things could be quite nerve-wracking and you would want to ease yourself up with some weed but it's better you don't. There wouldn't be a worse impression you could give than to smell horrible and look stoned. It'll just ruin things.

Attempt Craft

Scissors, glue and your stoned self. Even sober you might not be able to impress anyone with your creativity, why try now when you know you're not in a balanced state?

Public Speaking 

Weed may dull your senses, make you look unenthusiastic, your focus may be lost and you may end up blabbering nonsense in front your audience. If you want to keep your reputation intact, it's better you don't speak up. And, if it's a situation you cannot get out of then do the least to keep your notecards in the correct order.

Getting a Tattoo

While many believe that smoking up before getting a tattoo may help to reduce the pain to some extent, it is not such a good idea for others. The reverse also happens quite often which would be an unnecessary price you would have to pay while trying to lessen your discomfort.

Grocery Shopping 

Do not go near any grocery shops, simple. You'll end up with a lot of unrequired items and food that you don't need. It'll even seem later that you paid for stupid things and bought the overpriced ones. It's not a sensible decision to go ahead with at all.

Bake Cookies

Or anything at all. You'll be hungry after you're done smoking and for that, you must take preventive measures and be stocked with food rather than preparing it. The idea of baked goods will seem very tempting but it may leave you with burns on yourself and/or on the thing you wished to consume. The outcome will not be worth the effort.

Call Parents

Nope, they wouldn't want to hear you talk shit or be philosophical when you're high. Speaking random things to your friends is one thing since they'll forgive you and not make you forget about it perhaps. But parents would not react the same way. There'll be a very high chance of your doing too much harm to even think of damage control. 

Scroll Down Sites with Endless Scrolling 

Any site which has endless scrolling, like Facebook, would not be a good idea. You would go on scrolling without anything getting into your clouded head and later wonder why your bill amounts to more than usual.

Respond to Work Emails

Unless you want to humour them or (most likely) get fired for your random gibberish, stay away from checking your mail at all either. It's a trap!

Getting high isn’t a necessity, it is a choice. Live responsibly and know when don’t overdo it!