In a swift and strategic rebuttal, UIDAI has filed a complaint against Rachna Khaira, the Tribune Journalist for reporting serious security lapses in its system. 

It was reported by The Tribune that the biometric details are available for Rs. 500. Reports Honest News Editor, Pratiksha Jha, "UIDAI is fed up with these rumours about their system. They say our system is the most unique and the most secure system in the world. It wants to move out of the political boxing ring."

UIDAI's unnamed(maybe ghost) director has filed complaints under IPC Sections 419 (punishment for cheating by impersonation), 420 (cheating), 468 (forgery) and 471 (using as genuine a forged document) as well as Section 377. Section 66 of the IT Act and Section 36/37 of the Aadhaar Act have also been applied against the accused. 

UIDAI uses pen and paper model to secure the data of Indian populace, as per our inside sources. Our source says,"Today the digital world is not safe & secure. It can be hacked and it will be hacked if you keep all the golden eggs in one basket. That's why we've decided to go old school just like our Parliamentarians. No one can hack pen and paper. If someone tries to steal it, we will burn all the data." 

Our sources in Lawyers office representing UIDAI say that the organisation is to put on a show of its abilities to the world. "For the first time, they will show the power of Aadhaar Card. It is linked to everything about you. It's like they own your personality. Your Mobile No., Bank Accounts, Savings, Investments, Real Estate Holdings, Educational Details, everything. They are going to use her Aadhaar Card against her." She playfully ads,"If it seems that she is correct, all they have to do is to change her photo in the official database. They we all can say,'Kaun hai ye?'."

Meanwhile, Edward Snowden promises to secure UIDAI if he gets asylum in India.