Man found hoarding chocolates worth 100 tons, Police empathize with him

Valentines Week has begun and today is Chocolate Day, the day on which even the creepiest of persons have the audacity to offer chocolates. In such circumstances, a man in Mumbai was found to hoard around 100 tons of chocolates in Mumbai. 

Hoarding is illegal in India (Forget the onions) and Mumbai Police promptly arrested the man. The man was found to be psychologically sensitive, means just jealous of other couples after he was friend-zoned. 

However, the biggest shock was that Mumbai Police showed their human side by empathising with the man. Palminder Swinger, reporting for Honest News said, "Mumbai Police has come of age. Just like their cool twitter handle, their officers have started to become cooler. If some nefarious sources are to be believed this is due to all the Ganja they have seized during last year."

We at honest news laud MuPo(Mumbai Police) for both, their prompt action and their human behaviour. The past has been dark and murky with Mumbai Police accused of harassing couple instead of catching harassers. 

Chocolates after Ganja is a good combination.