How to make out in a car

We all wish there were still drive-in movie theatres. Foggy windows, close quarters, and an hour and a half of uninterrupted hooking up? I think we're really missing out. Thank goodness we still have cars! Car sex can be epic. Especially when it's with Leonardo DiCaprio aboard the Titanic. When you need to corrupt your Honda Civic, like, today, your car is sexier than you think. Here are some tips on how to make out in the car.

Following rules:

Park the car and turn it off—nothing says buzzkill like the airbag exploding in your groin. Do it at sunset or later—you'll be less likely to be seen, plus it's cooler out. Find a private, kid-free place (along the beach, on a quiet side street, a movie parking lot, even your garage).Put a towel or sweatshirt over the seat so a) your butt doesn't stick to the leather and b) you won't have to get your car detailed the next day.

Dress the part

If you can plan in advance, I recommend ditching the jeggings and going with something with a little more, um, access. It's spring, so pull out that skirt you've been dying to wear and leave those stockings in the drawer. I mean, just in case.

Choose your location wisely

Unless you're an exhibitionist, I doubt you want people spying on you. Park in a semi-secluded spot, preferably NOT under a streetlamp. And if you have a lookout point in your neighbourhood, you are the luckiest girl I know.

Bring protection

You never know if you'll get carried away. It's always good to be prepared, so carry condoms or your birth control of choice in your bag. Also, tissues are never a bad idea if you need to do some "cleaning up" afterwards.

Make yourself comfy

If you predict that this evening you’ll be inviting someone into your backseat, casually toss a few sweaters or coats in your car to give you padding later on. If you aren’t trying to keep up a front of the padding being there by chance, pillows and blankets are, of course, the comfiest options.

Temperature Tease

Now have some fun with him by blasting the AC for a couple of minutes, then switching to heat. Or turn the seat warmer on while the air conditioner is running. Not only does it add to the surprise factor because he doesn't know what's coming next, but transitioning from hot to cold also makes his skin ultra sensitive.

Kinky Belts

All cars come equipped with the perfect BDSM accessory—seatbelts, people! Have your man sit in the passenger seat and then click the belt into place. Order him to lift his hands over his head, and use whatever's around (a scarf, your bikini top, a dog leash, etc.) to bind them to the headrest. Finally, slip sunglasses over his eyes to restrict his vision and have your wicked way with him.

Spoonful of Hotness

Spoon sex is the most comfortable back seat option (missionary can feel claustrophobic)—plus, no one will be able to see you. Move the front seats forward and the seat backs upright. He should lie on his side across the backseat, with you in front of him so your back is pressed against his chest. If the seat is narrow, keep yourself from falling off by bracing your hands against the seat in front of you.

Lap Trance

Here's a hot one to try in the driver's seat: Move the seat back as far as it goes, and sit face-forward on your man's lap, so you're both looking out the front window. Grab onto the steering wheel and use it to help rock your body back and forth.

Take Him for a Ride

With your guy in the passenger seat, shift the seat all the way back, and recline the seatback. Get into his lap and go at it cowgirl-style.

Raise the Roof

Lie perpendicular on the roof of the car and scooch your butt to the edge so your legs dangle over the side. He should stand in front of you so you can prop your thighs on his shoulders, putting him in prime position to go down on you.