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Calm, peace, peace, calm all around. The universe is taking power and charging itself to get ready for another wonderful day. Sun, Moon, Stars, Trees, Flowers, Wind all are in heavenly world relaxing each second excluding one single object at this point of time and that’s My INTERNET (3G)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
In the mid of the night he finds it good to bother me instead of giving rest. Web address correct, page refreshed but Mr. NETWORK does not understand user ki “DIL KI BAAT”. Cool, you win, I am too going for a heavenly walk I mean to sleep. Good night…Mr. 3G
Well you can accompany me if you want it could be a walk to remember.
And yes before we start our walk I apologies for being rude. I moved a few steps forward thinking you work or you don’t Mr. 3G but I can’t explain my feelings to you. You play a very important role in my life. You are my basic need, I can’t live without you and neither could you.
Common speed up now. Monotonous Monday is about to get start in few hours. I know, I know you are smiling on my back thinking you will get a good chance to take last night revenge. Hahahaha…but u can’t. I hope my boss is not going to vomit all his work on me.
Mr. 3G it’s a long walk to cover, sooooo the choice of place will be mine and you will hold my hand to take me to the deep.
Ok, friend “MISSU”.
“MISSU”uuuuuuu…I hate him when he called me “MISSU”. For god sake with all blessings of my parents my name is the only thing that I own.
Which place is this MISSU?, why is it so beautiful??, why these weird looking people are passing smile on us, why they are staring us, why they are so shining and so soothing to eyes?, which beautiful world is this??, why it is so different from earth??? The air here is so refreshing and energetic as if I am 100% charged.
MISSU, please hold me, I am scared, they are coming to us. Please let’s go from here…let’s go back, I will work as you wish, I will run with speed of 100 megabits per second, but please move. Sssssssssshhhhhhhh Mr. NET, don’t be scared, just feel the heavenly bless, feel the sacred touch, he owns the universe.
Shit man, weekend is again over, its 8 am, I am so late for office.
O god where are my slippers, god I am not getting my dress, I hate my messed up cupboard. Today I am definitely going to miss the cab and breakfast too, I hate Monday, I hate office, I hate sitting there for 8 hours doing nothing. I hate giving pain to my back and eyes for no reason. I don’t like spoiling my time which is totally unproductive and not valuable.
Mr. NET can’t you do mercy on me why don’t you get lost for all these 8 hours, I will reward you whatever you wish to have, just name it and have it. I really love when you get sick and I have to call your doctor to fix you. Indeed, I feel good when u give me some time to relax. In 8 hours you run as if you had full Vodka and when I ask the same at home you react as if I have mixed sleeping pills in your intake.
MISSU..I wish I could explain you that am equally cursed as you feel you are. I am forced to give you the pain, these 8 hours are beyond my control, and I am equally trapped as you are. MISSU please smile… achhhaaa look there are 24 hours in a day, baring 14 hours for the safer side we still have 10 hours that we can enjoy together. So smileeeeee for these 10 hours. You need to change yourself a bit, my friend.
Change??? What do you mean Mr. 3G?
I mean look around, there are people on office floor that possess different perception for me.
PERCEPTION??? What rubbish you are talking about. Please yaar shut your mouth and let me somehow concentrate on my work .
SEE. This is the change I am actually talking about. You need a KitKat break. People here found me funny and interesting. They love my company everywhere be it a road, water, sky, amusement, retail shops, on coffee, on walk, in bathroom, in bed and also even when they are chatting their girlfriends and boyfriends for endless time and where not.
But look at yourself, answer me for how many times we enjoyed these precious moment together, I believe may be 2 or 3 hours in a week and that is equal to nothing. Give time to yourself, be what you really are. You always pamper at home but suddenly something happen to you as soon as you enter this Hi-Fi (Wi-Fi) premise of your so called luxurious jail, I mean office.
HHMMMMM…..taken your points Mr. 3G. But!!!!
But what… I am dying to take you to the ninth cloud of success, but you think that I am not that worth. Trust me once and see what not we can do together.
O God u ate my time, get lost, you are making me crazy this Monday morning.
Crazyyyy..But I love your company, why you get irritated from me so often. OK, I will not say anything. Take ca…
Cool, I am hungry, going to have my breakfast.
MISSU..U dint even listened to me I was saying take care and you totally ignored. What has happened to you, why are behaving like this. Where am I wrong?
O god my tummy is full now, I am fully stuffed. Mmmmm…Mr NET I had a lot of yummy breaky, sweet corn, aaloo paratha, a bit of samosa n a cup of refreshing ginger tea. I am full indeed!
Hey Hi, Suzi...Kyua haal chaal, how was your weekend.
It was really good yaar, mera to bilkul mun hi nahi tha office aane ka, kab yahan se jayenge yaar, that day is going to be a happiest day of my life.
True yaar, I am equally dying here. This place sucks.
What are you doing on your cell Suzi?? Suzi with a big smile on her face just said immediately, mmmmm DONE.
Are I was downloading a movie.
Movie?? Downloaded in just 3 minutes?? How come??
4G?? Is it really.
Yes, superfast, super sexy and super smart. I am so happy to have it, as if I have got a speed in life too. My parents failed teaching me that time is precious but Mr 4G has taught me this thing interestingly in just one day. I am so happy. Let’s go back to work now. I have unending work today.
And she went doing again something in her cell with a big smile.
Somehow one day crossed and 4 more days to go to office.
Suzi was downloading the movie “Kis Kis Ko Pyaar Karoon” hhhmmm let me too watch that movie.
Mr NET, lets watch the movie “Kis Kis Ko Pyaar Karoon” together.
Mr NET thinking, “I know MISSUU that whole day your mind was going back and back to Suzi’s advice, she is happy with his new friend 4G. I heard your conversation at that time. I thought we are best friends and you share your each feeling with me. But I was wrong, you dint told me about it. I am not talking to you.”
Laptop out, dongle fixed, yess chilled coke, chips all set, YouTube open, movie played…till the time this break is coming let me call mum.
5 minutes later, it’s still buffering, not yet started. Mr NNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
O god you are not listening to me you are again not active, this is what I really don’t like in you and this is the thing I was trying to explain you from so many days, I don’t know what your problem is? my friend was true it is good to have one loyal friend than having a lot. OK, don’t talk, do what you wish, I am also going to sleep. Thank you for such a good night.
She was true.. 4G is better, my all friends appreciate him. He is so cool, everybody talks about him and look at Mr Net, of no use. All time tired and dull.
OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOO MISSUU.. You feel this for me. I was so wrong for you. why you did this to me, I don’t want to go away from you, remember..do you remember I promised you that I will be there for you at speed of 100 megabits per second. O god u forget everything, u forget the good time that we had together, you forget that when I was not with you I gave you time to gel up with other things, I tried to give you space..MISSUU u dint understood me..I don’t want to go away…please
I was right one day you will forget me for your new friend 4G. I know he is more smarter than me, he is cool dude, he is handsome but how you can neglect the fact that in your all up and downs I was there to hold you I was there to support you not Mr. 4G.
But you forget everything, I knew it from the start that one day you will leave me but I am your loyal friend and I am going to MISSUU you always and ever. Enjoy your success with your new buddy 4G.
“I HATE YOU 4G, YOU STOLE MY PARTNER MY FRIEND”